Polar Bear Attack Was Due To Broken Teeth

Environmentalists say the attack was due to global warming. Apparently CO2 causes broken teeth.

A polar bear which killed a British teenager in Norway earlier this month was probably excessively aggressive because he had toothache, a veterinarian has claimed.

Speaking to news bureau NTB, Bjornar Ytrehus, of Norway’s Veterinary Institute, said that after examining the bear, which was shot following the attack, he found the nerves on several of its teeth were exposed.


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9 Responses to Polar Bear Attack Was Due To Broken Teeth

  1. Latitude says:

    eating too much junk food…………………

    • Bruce says:

      Yep, if I were a hungry bear I’d look at a tent with a student inside as topologically the same as a Big Mac in a plastic wrapper. Yum!

      Occams Razor, meet long pig

  2. Lance says:

    probably shot out…

  3. Blade says:

    Does any greenie enviromental patient ever NOT sound like an Onion parody?

  4. This explains empirically why, as CO2 goes up and up, I have to go to the dentist more and more.

  5. Rick K says:

    I dunno… I think if you came across a polar bear with perfectly good teeth he’d still bite your face off. It’s their way….

  6. Viv Evans says:

    I once knew a dentist who specialised in dentistry for wild animals, well, those kept in zoos.
    He himself even made some of the instruments he needed. He reported that a large amount of ‘abnormal’ animal behaviour, i.e. that which was in contrast to behaviour normally observed, was in fact due to tooth aches and bad teeth.
    So when I read that teeth were found in the skull of one of the attacked school boys, I assumed that tooth ache was the overriding factor why that bear attacked.
    Glad a proper authority confirmed my musings 🙂

    Btw – who wouldn’t be driven out of one’s skull by raging toothache with no access to pain killers and/or dentists …

  7. u.k.(us) says:

    I heard the bear left its teeth in the victims skull, in the original news report.
    Anybody care to fact check, or is everything just spin.

    No mention of the fact that a rifle was on hand, but nobody knew how to use it, or it was not maintained to be of any use.
    Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

  8. Kizzy Ozawa says:

    Toothaches are really nasty,i really hate it that is why i always take some flouride varnish every 3 months to prevent tooth decays. ,.`*:

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