Death Spiral Details

Our top government experts say the Arctic will either be ice-free last year or this year.

Last September 21 (2007), as the Northern Hemisphere tilted away from the sun, scientists reported with unprecedented distress that the North Polar ice cap is “falling off a cliff.” One study estimated that it could be completely gone during summer in less than 22 years. Another new study, to be presented by U.S. Navy researchers later this week, warns it could happen in as little as 7 years

– Nobel Laureate Al Gore

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The fateful year has arrived, so I have plotted my projection for the final death spiral – which will lead to an ice-free Arctic on July 9, 2015 at approximately 6:23 am.

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41 Responses to Death Spiral Details

  1. Fantastic!

    • Brilliant. Revolutionary. A fourth-dimension time machine and a dead cat bounce in one graph. Steve is like Einstein solving the Michelson–Morley conundrum.

      Consistent with Gore and Maslowski, the Arctic will become ice-free at 17:09 on June 12, 2015 and remain that way till 13:47 on June 9, 2015 July 9, 2015. Then it will freeze up again before the final ice disappearance on July 9.

      I expect Reggie and the Arctic rowers will be back this year. They just have to avoid the time loop in June. They could get trapped in Groundhog Day rowing.

  2. gator69 says:

    The real death spiral is our Constitutional rights, and ethics in politics.

    In an exclusive interview with CNN’s Dana Bash, departing Democratic Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid said he had no regrets about lying on the Senate floor that Republican Mitt Romney hadn’t paid his taxes in 12 years, because in the end, “Romney didn’t win.”

    I know what our founders would have done with Harry Reid.

    • omanuel says:

      No, gator69, we were endowed by our Creator with inalienable rights that Big Brother foolishly decided to alienate.

    • Gail Combs says:

      18 U.S. Code § 1001 – Statements or entries generally

      (a) Except as otherwise provided in this section, whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the Government of the United States, knowingly and willfully—
      (1) falsifies, conceals, or covers up by any trick, scheme, or device a material fact;
      (2) makes any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or representation; or
      (3) makes or uses any false writing or document knowing the same to contain any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or entry;
      shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 5 years or, if the offense involves international or domestic terrorism (as defined in section 2331), imprisoned not more than 8 years, or both. If the matter relates to an offense under chapter 109A, 109B, 110, or 117, or section 1591, then the term of imprisonment imposed under this section shall be not more than 8 years…..

      If we had a Nation actuall built on laws instead of money and power, we would throw Wirth and Reid and a whole bunch more LYING SONS OF SYPHILITIC CAMELS IN JAIL!

      The fact that this lying and cheating is now SOP in DC tell US citizens just how corrupt our government has become.

      • darrylb says:

        Evidently, Gail, sections B and C of the code you stated gives him immunity.

        I can think of no person more deserving of terrorist threats

        • Gail Combs says:


          Congress ALWAYS writes themselves an ‘OUT’ We are not supposed to have an Aristocracy but US laws are written such that the politicians are an exempted class while the working class is not.

          However that law DOES NOT leave Hansen off the hook.

        • gator69 says:

          “According to his own testimony, Kennedy accidentally drove his car off a bridge and into the channel, before swimming free and leaving the scene, and not reporting about the accident for nine hours. Meanwhile, Kopechne had died in the car through drowning or suffocation (testimony of a diver would indicate the latter). The next day, Kopechne’s body and the car were finally recovered. Kennedy pleaded guilty to a charge of leaving the scene of an accident after causing injury and later received a two-month suspended jail sentence.”

          The Republican ‘War on Women’.

          United States Senator from Massachusetts
          In office
          November 7, 1962 – August 25, 2009

          Senate Majority Whip
          In office
          January 3, 1969 – January 3, 1971

          Chairman of the Senate Committee on the Judiciary
          In office
          January 3, 1979 – January 3, 1981

          Chairman of the Senate Committee on Labor and Human Resources
          In office
          January 3, 1987 – January 3, 1995

          Chairman of the Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions
          In office
          January 3, 2001 – January 20, 2001

          Born Edward Moore Kennedy
          February 22, 1932
          Boston, Massachusetts, U.S.

          Political party: Democratic

        • Gail Combs says:


          About a year ago I did a party. The Grandmother was the daughter of the first responding officer to the scene of Kopechne’s death.

          For one thing Kopechne was pregnant. for another the whole trial was a massive cover-up according to her father but there was not much that he could do. She is in Military Intelligence and has zero use for the District of Criminals or the dirty politicians inhabiting it.

        • gator69 says:

          I thought that by now, everyone knew she was pregnant. And of course, because he was a Kennedy, men in hazcrat suits showed up to democratize the crime scene.

        • Gail Combs says:

          Gator, I was living in the People’s Republic of Taxachusetts at the time so the pregnancy and everything else that reflected badly on St. Ted was covered-up faster than a cat can cover smelly poo.

        • Don says:

          It is a Constitutional protection. See below.

    • Steve Case says:

      Thanks for that, I posted the following on a little blog where my long time favorite left-wing liberal Democrat loonies hang out.

      I saw something about Teddy’s Memorial on the news yesterday,
      and I made a mental note that that I should visit there the
      next time I’m in Washington and piss in the corner somewhere:

      REMINDER: The Ted Kennedy Shrine Cost Taxpayers $38 Million
      The Daily Caller

      But I found out it’s $16.00 to get in, so I nixed the idea.

      Well OK that’s a lie but I did wonder if the Kopechnes are
      planning to pony up some dough to get in to have a look-see.

  3. omanuel says:

    We are witnessing the death spiral of the lock-step consensus science that Joseph Stalin started after emerging victorious from WWII.

    It is time to help our troubled society:

    1. Regain sanity knowing that science and religions agree: A benevolent and intelligent Higher Power created and sustains the world.

    See “Teacher’s Supplement to Solar Energy”

    2. Eliminate insanity induced by irrefutable evidence: Malevolent and selfish world leaders allied with scientists to rule and enslave society by deceit, exactly as George Orwell predicted in the book he started writing in 1946, “Nineteen Eighty-Four”

    See “Nineteen Eighty-Four”

  4. annieoakley says:

    Recently pulled out an old paperback copy of “Nineteen Eighty-Four and re-read the book. Truly happening right before my eyes.

  5. Timo Puhakka says:

    Your graph contains errors. In many areas, time is traveling backwards. This, I calculate, introduces a 100% error in your conclusion. The time that the Arctic will be ice free will actually be 12:46 pm. Please make the appropriate corrections in future graphs.

  6. Warren D. Walker says:

    Cyclonic or Anticyclonoic spiral?

  7. ren says:

    Maslowski name comes from the Polish word butter.

  8. richard says:

    oh damn that was funny , this site goes from strength to strength.

  9. Andy DC says:

    I nominate Tony for the next Nobel Prize, based on his incisive, scientific and ingenious depiction of catastophic climate change! Assuming he has not already found it in a Cracker Jack box, as Obama and Gore did.

  10. Dave N says:

    What a “crap” graph; even Gavin could tell it is hand-drawn.

  11. physics is phun but photoshop is phunner

  12. Don says:

    Article 1, Section 6, Clause 1, Constitution of the united States:

    “…. and for any speech or debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other place.”

  13. sabretoothed says:


  14. AndyG55 says:

    Sorry Steve, I reckon the ice will more likely follow close to the light blue or green lines, maybe above both, in the third figure.

    I really can’t figure how your projection can be any more scientifically accurate than the IPCC projections. 😉

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