Daily Archives: April 28, 2015

More Proof That Mikey Mann Never Existed

Mikey Mann says the Medieval Warm Period never existed, which would surprise the people who mined gold in the mountains of Germany at the time. 20 Oct 1939 – LOST MINES REVEALED. EFFECT OF GLACIERS’ RETREAT…

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Predicting The Effect Of Volcanoes On Global Warming

The decision has already been made in Washington to make 2015 the hottest year ever, so the impact of the volcano should be minimal.

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Understanding Sea Level Rise

There has been some confusion about the human component of sea level rise, so I thought I would clear that up once and for all. NASA scientists have also learned that CO2 turned John Cleese into a newt.

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Vatican Scientists Explain The Fundamental Mechanism Of Climate

The universe revolves around CO2, which is ultimately the cause of all phenomena, particularly bad events.

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Vatican Takes A Strong Stance Against Heresy

The Vatican finally takes a strong stance against those challenging CO2-centricism. VATICAN CITY – Papal heavies shut down an awkward question at a Vatican press conference today when a journalist asked UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon his views on climate sceptics. … Continue reading

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Breaking News From Baltimore

Federal SWAT teams are moving in on the hideout of suspected climate skeptics in Baltimore, who increase the risk of these men contracting asthma. The president calls for an immediate end to climate denial, which tears at the very fragment of … Continue reading

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