President Obama plans to take full control of the global climate, right after he figures out how to operate an umbrella.
h/t Dave Stealey
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Give the guy a break. He’s a community organizer – not an umbrella operator.
He shows the same ability to run this country as he does understanding an umbrella. The man is a complete idiot. His socialistic views cloud any good judgment he might have had.
Somebody told him that a person’s mind is like an umbrella; it is only useful when it is open.
Now if he could only figure out how to close it. Hmmmmm!
Great analogy
I hate to say it… no I don’t, Michelle looks even more baffled. Can we find foster homes for the kids of these morons?
From what I’ve been reading, it looks like FLatuOTUS is getting ready to can his sorry ass after he leaves office. He’s not 10 steps ahead of her, is he?
http://neoneocon.com/2015/04/01/hope-and-change-from-obama/
So Tony, are you going to ban Me again for what this peice of shit stated and what I called him? If it lost everyone’s memory, it was he was going to pay my way to go down to where he lives so he can beat the shit out of Me, and I called him a you lube mangina, and I was history here to a year or so! Yet this douche can say whatever! AmZING Isn’t it????
And some bird tweets err something was a big fucking deal because you couldn’t say what you wanted to their choir on some bullshit bird site that uses some code monkey crap, because it’s trendy.
I think it’s cool that you’ve been welcomed back. Since I’ve been guilty of making a stupid post or two while drinking too much (and haven’t been deleted), at least Mr. Heller was gracious enough to allow you back. Happy Easter, Me!
If you two think you’ve made stupid comments, you should see the collection I have compiled on Chris the Wind Barron. 😆
https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2015/04/01/denier-for-hire/#comment-512070
You’re a hoot, Gator. Lord bless you. Happy Resurrection Day to you and yours!
Same to you my redeemed brother. I’d count all my blessings, but then I would have time for nothing else, and God knows I have work to do.
Really, so you believe some guy 2000 years ago was brought back to life and will return. or his spirit was resurected and will comeback, Hansen has a better chance of his prediction than you, but you will never know on both accounts. And that’s Me prediction!
Hey Me, it’s “i” before “e,” except in the case of neighbor or weigh. Keep writing.
Yeah and your still a POS, so bring it!
So are you going to admit what you did, or still cower and claim religeon and god?
Yeah, cause Tony deleted all that right! And no one here ever saw that happen before right???
Yeah ya worm, crawl back to where it was you came from, Mr. Mangina! Ya POS!
Hey Lou Did I forget the POS part? Nope! Ya POS!
Hey you lube, did I forget the pastor part, Nope not anymore, or you convinced someone over at Suyts to think that! Baaaahahahahahahaha! Pastor! Baaaahahahaha!
Give the guy a break will ya fellas?
He is a
Communist AgitatorCommunity Organizer not an umbrella Operator.He’s no Mary Poppins.
He is obviously clueless as far as how to get the umbrella past that top bar. Definitely needs a teleprompter for that.
If you like your Umbrella, you can keep your Umbrella….
“Sorry controlling an umbrella is above my pay grade” — Obama
“Well I saw how to open the umbrella on the news the same time everyone else saw how to open one. I’d love to close the umbrella but the Republicans in Congress won’t give me the $37.6 billion I need to get this umbrella problem closed out. You can help me, call your Congress[he/she/it/they] and tell them that you’re tired of waiting for them to do something about this umbrella and what it’s
covering upprotecting. I can only do so much, I mean, I opened it… didn’t I?”I’m surprised Skeeter didn’t deploy the Marines…
http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/marine-umbrella_3-620×436.jpg
At least the Marines are qualified Umbrella!
Only female Marines are allowed to carry umbrellas. That is the second reason that Marine looks, and is so pissed off.
Looks like he’s using it properly then, See, he’s qualified! 😆
No, the proper use in that situation would have been using it as a suppository.
Yeah, I would’n want that job, but have at if you like. I was just saying that marine was using the umbrella as a man would for the woman.
And when you look at the distance.. that woman is his mother-in-law.
Should be a hello kitty umbrella.
Wrong, Andy. Looking in the distance you’ll find Valerie Jarrett. The mother-in-law is just another third-world occupier from Chicago on the public dole.
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