Understanding Government Security Policy

Posted on June 9, 2013 by Tony Heller
  1. Declare that profiling is illegal
  2. Let as many high risk young middle eastern men into the country as possible
  3. Use the havoc they create as an excuse to destroy the Bill of Rights
  4. Remind people that no price is too high if it stops just one terrorist attack
  5. Blame Timothy McVeigh
  6. Disarm the law abiding public
  7. Let criminals keep their guns
  8. Return to bullet 1 and repeat

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5 Responses to Understanding Government Security Policy

  1. I. Lou Minotti says:
    June 9, 2013 at 11:16 pm

    Then they’ll save us using the old standby–the “order out of chaos” plan.

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  2. John B., M.D. says:
    June 9, 2013 at 11:52 pm

    The Santa Monica shooter was from Lebanon. Huff Po ignores this.

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  3. phodges says:
    June 10, 2013 at 2:04 am

    You forgot the drug war, and encourage illegal immigration

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  4. Jason Calley says:
    June 10, 2013 at 2:32 am

    I am a natural born citizen of the United States of America. It is not safe or prudent for me to discuss my political beliefs or opinions.

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  5. redc1c4 says:
    June 10, 2013 at 7:55 am

    new #2: Single out conservative persons for additional government scrutiny and harassment, then deny you are doing it. If caught, claim racism on their part.

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