“If We Don’t Reduce Our CO2 Emissions, Ten Years From Now I Will Weigh 300 Pounds”

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12 Responses to “If We Don’t Reduce Our CO2 Emissions, Ten Years From Now I Will Weigh 300 Pounds”

  1. Andy Oz says:

    Al Gore’s carbon footprint is the size of KING KONG!!! He’s a classic candidate for a heart attack and when he does have one, we’ll be less one climate moron and the global IQ will rise.

  2. gator69 says:

    Computer models show that even with drastic reductions in CO2 emissions, Big Al will stil gain at least 299.9 pounds in ten years time. Experts recommend using our limited resources in a more sensible fashion, ball gags and Gore sequestration are recommended as possible remedies.

  3. Dave G says:

    haha good one

  4. Olaf Koenders says:

    I don’t see how that’s possible. He’s been puking diarrhoea for longer than that.

  5. Andy DC says:

    If it’s Christie you are talking about, that represents a big reduction!

  6. Mike Mellor says:

    “Over in a cold part of the square is the enclosure of the Dark Ones… they stand defiant in their black uniforms.” ~ from Adam Buxton, “A New Pope.”

  7. Wasn’t that an episode of South Park?

  8. Cargo Cult says:

    Al Bore is probably cravin’ that carbon credits payoff really bad by now.


  9. NoMoreGore says:

    His head alone weighs that much…..so I guess it’s worse than we thought…

  10. Larry Fields says:

    Actually, Big Al’s weight in pounds has been a lagging indicator of tropospheric CO2 concentration in ppm. When the two curves finally intersect, we’ll reach a tipping point in which TSHTF.

  11. kbray in california says:

    Al looks like he is pointing a handgun to persuade his fellow senators…
    Lieberman looks like he just took a slug…
    Somebody must have photo-shopped the gun out…
    “Somebody” ought to add it back in…

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