July 4th Message From The First Lady

Posted on July 4, 2011 by Tony Heller

The 58 states finally have something to be proud of. Don’t mess it up next November. I’m serious.

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4 Responses to July 4th Message From The First Lady

  1. Amino Acids in Meteorites says:
    July 4, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    So it’s not just me that thinks she has a mean spirited disposition.

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  2. RVDL says:
    July 4, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgqPmDpUv10&NR=1
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwvcpS5iLjI
    T SS A
    But Happy 4th July and fly your flag in the land of the brave and the free.

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  3. Stark Dickflüssig says:
    July 4, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    I’m drinking a low-fat, low-sodium, trans-fat free beer in honour of our lovely First Lady. I hope she has a lovely Independence Day as well, & with a bit of therapy she’ll stop ripping people’s arms out of their sockets when she loses any day now.

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  4. Blade says:
    July 5, 2011 at 8:44 am

    Would you believe I killed one of them today (the Black Widow *Spider*). At least I think I did. Spotted one in an old shed, and instead of smashing it I got the mega-insecticide and doused it. I’ll look for the body in a couple of days to confirm (after a few stiff drinks too).

    These things are pretty tiny, and it looks almost exactly the same as the Brown Recluse but for color.

    Here is a useful page I have been using for reference …

    http://www.termite.com/spider-identification.html

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