Faced with a huge La Niña, temperatures realized they were doomed.
But the Polar Bears and Penguins are doing just fine.
Disclaimers for our more literal readers :
No animals were injured in the making of this post. The animals in the picture above are not real. They did not and could not commit suicide because they don’t have any fingers. Global warming is not real, and certainly not living, so it could not actually commit suicide. Polar Bears and Penguins have real things to deal with, like cold, and don’t worry about global warming. This post is intended to be sarcastic, cynical and ironic. Any further nitpicking can be directed to this number 1-800-328-7448.