Gore saw how great the hanging chad  wickedness had become and decided to wipe mankind from the face of the earth. However, one righteous man among all the people of that time, Obama, found favor in Gore’s eyes. With very specific instructions, Gore told Obama to build a carbon tax for him and his family in preparation for a catastrophic flood that would destroy every living thing on earth.

Gore also instructed Obama to tax each  pair of all living creatures, both male and female, and seven pairs of all the clean animals, along with every kind of food to be stored for the animals and his family while on the golf course. Obama obeyed everything Gore commanded him to do.

Gore’s purpose in the tax was not to destroy people, but to accumulate at least $1 billion in personal wealth.