White House Demonstrates That They Are Complete Morons – Once Again

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Report: Polar bears’ fate tied to reversing global warming | Alaska Public Media

  1. Humans don’t control the climate
  2. Arctic sea ice is at its highest level in a decade.
  3. Polar Bears thrive in the Hudson Bay, which is ice-free for three months every year.

Basing policy on mindless superstition is probably not such a good idea.

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14 Responses to White House Demonstrates That They Are Complete Morons – Once Again

  1. Chewer says:

    Polar bears have been around for roughly 415,000 years after splitting from the brown bear, getting trapped in the north by walls of ice (just like indigenous humans) and they adapted quite nicely to their new environment.
    The fears of progressives that drive them to create a centrally planned fascist society cannot help any animals, nor humans, so it’s time to nicely ask them to STFU!

    • adam0625 says:

      Not only that, but polar bears, in their present form, have survived 2 previous interglacials. They have proven to be a resilient and adaptive species.

    • gator69 says:

      As a white male with blue eyes, I am far more endangered than Polar Bears. We have only been around for 11,000 years, and according to demographic and crime statistics we will be extinct long before the great predators of the north, and the predators of the urban areas.

  2. omanuel says:

    They are not to blame. They are consensus fools, the end product of Stalin’s propaganda machine.

    • darrylb says:

      Actually, they are to blame, at least to some degree.
      Before pronouncing facts, one has to be diligent in determining
      what are the facts.
      Unless that is done, nothing should be said.
      President Obama is a master at lying. It seems as if It is the only thing
      in which he can do well.

  3. Caleb says:

    “Polar Bear Science” is a great site to get the real story about the bears, including some dressing-down of other polar bear scientists who make lame statements in order to be politically correct.


    The lead article right now is about how Hudson Bay has the most ice since 2009 and Davis Strait has the most ice since 1994 (!!!) and how this allows the bears extra time to fatten up before they come ashore.

    And those bears do fatten up.

    I’m fairly certain bears have even less control over the weather than we do, so I tend to forbear involving myself in the unbearable silliness of the subject, but did post this, in a moment of weakness:


  4. gator69 says:

    They may be complete morons, but this rhetoric proves they are absolutely pathological liars.

  5. A polar bear sitting on the ice one day
    Was watching a climate scientist walking away,
    He said the scientist had needed his advice,
    He’d got himself lost, there was just too much ice!

  6. How to become a climate scientist:

    1. Enroll in kindergarten
    2. If you cannot pass by age 10, advance to remedial kindergarten
    3. When you are taller than the plastic clown, you can be fit with Che Guevara tee shirts
    and enter climatology school
    4. Grab your diploma on the way in and continue out the back door
    5. Start writing your peer pre-reviewed papers for National Climographic, Rolling on the floor Stoned, and Science Fiction American, your check is in the mail.

    • bit chilly says:

      an excellent summary morgan . you forgot the degree in mathturbation though . i think in order to gain it they have to be assessed to ensure they have absolutely no ability to apply common sense in any situation.

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