Latest Terror Intelligence

It can now be revealed for the first time that Bambi actually started the fire.

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Fortunately, crack law enforcement teams have neutralized the threat.

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6 Responses to Latest Terror Intelligence

  1. Caleb says:

    While you specialize in brevity, I am more long winded. However this embarrassing over-reaction on the part of the police deserves to be rubbed in from all angles. So I got all long winded about it, using my own ideas, but also some of the hilarity which originated on your site. (I only stole ideas because I couldn’t remember who first mentioned them.)

    • shazaam says:

      Loved it!!

      Always good to laugh at law enforcement over-kill. That raid was just the tax-parasites padding the overtime on the taxpayer dime.

      One game warden with a warrant was all that was needed.

      • Caleb says:

        I agree. In terms of the old “Mayberry RFD” show, in the incident there seemed to be no Sheriff Taylors, and just whole pack of Deputy Barney Fifes.

        Who in their right mind would go into a animal rescue place and kill a Bambi? Get real.

        I hope they at least had the decency to eat Bambi. I’ve never tried it, but baby deer must be tender: “Venison Veal.”

  2. scizzorbill says:

    Insanity is the new normal.

  3. Robertv says:

    California farmers hire Pakistani mass murderers.

    “We have no other choice except to use this enemy or do nothing. And the ‘do nothing’ option is unacceptable.”

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