Where Will Santa Launch From?

Given the desperate state of Arctic ice, Santa may need some help finding an air strip near the North Pole. Being overweight, he apparently needs about 3,000 miles of unbroken ice for a successful takeoff.

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2 Responses to Where Will Santa Launch From?

  1. NoMoreGore says:

    Don’t tell the kids, but Santa hasn’t been delivering since 2007, when Rudolph and Blitzen were eaten by a starving Polar Bear.

  2. Ian says:


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