Sad News From The Animal World

I was watching David Attenborough’s “Planet Earth” and was saddened to discover that many animals spend much of their day engaged in violence against other animals. Their goal appears to be to kill and eat other animals, though we all know that these soft furry creatures would never actually do that.

All violence in the animal kingdom is caused by man-made CO2.

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6 Responses to Sad News From The Animal World

  1. Andy DC says:

    Everyone lives in perfect happiness and harmony until evil, mean spirited straight white male Republican humans come around, who only care about the rich. That is a very positive message for children (sarc).

  2. Ben says:

    We can call the 1000 new Carbon Taxes “The Millenium”.. Only then will the lion lay down with the lamb, and eat grass together.

    And then the grass will be given nerves and a mouth, and it will take a new generation of greens to keep us from eating plants…

  3. Eric Barnes says:

    Madness is something rare in individuals — but in groups, parties, peoples, ages it is the rule. Beyond Good and Evil.

    I fear animals regard man as a creature of their own kind which has in a highly dangerous fashion lost its healthy animal reason — as the mad animal, as the laughing animal, as the weeping animal, as the unhappy animal. The Gay Science.

    Friedrich Nietzsche

  4. They swallow them whole and alive sometimes.

  5. Andy DC,
    You forgot to mention the evil Christians and the innocent Muslims they oppress!

  6. tckev says:

    …earlier people who understood nature and knew what was happening. The April 28th, 1773, entry for the Hudson’s Bay Company journal at Churchill notes,

    Indians general complaint that a very great part of the country inland (the Great Plains) has been on fire the last summer it being so very a dry one to which the natives compute the scarcity of animals.

    Droughts occur approximately every 22 years on the Great Plains and are well documented in tree rings and other sources.


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