Also, should we burn the toilet paper after using it?
Disrupting the Borg is expensive and time consuming!
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I have a way to reduce toilet paper usage by about 35%. All conservatives should send used sheets to a liberal.
See! The conservative vitriole will lead to the toilet papering of liberal homes! F@#%ing Animals! We need to line them all up and burn them at the stake! With Toilet paper! (After we shoot, stab, beat, and bomb them and their families)
Single sheet Sheryl will be sergeant of arms, and commence each bonfire with her cleansing blowtorch of virtue.
“You can have my TP when you pry it from my globally warmed dead hands!”
Charlton Heston
No! Please! Don’t burn your toiletpaper!
http://hauntingthelibrary.wordpress.com/2011/01/13/environmentalist-starts-israels-worst-ever-fire-greenpeace-blames-global-warming/
“The cause of this particular fire was, sadly enough, the good intentions of a participant in the Rainbow Festival that was being held at the site. For ecological reasons, she burned toilet paper she had used so as not to leave it in nature, and in normal circumstances, that would have been the thing to do. However, due to the strong winds and the unseasonable hot air, the dry grasses caught on fire immediately, and the fire spread in four different directions simultaneously.”