Climate Change Causes “Islamic” Terorism

Bernie Sanders says that “climate change causes terrorism.”

So why does it only cause Muslims and Democrats to engage in terrorism, and not Christians or Buddhists?

Probably because Bernie Sanders fried his brain in the 1960’s.

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19 Responses to Climate Change Causes “Islamic” Terorism

  1. Chaam Jamal says:

    This idea is derived from Colin Kelley’s 2015 paper “Climate change in the fertile crescent ….” in which he does make a convincing argument that the 2007-2009 drought may have contributed to civil unrest that began in 2011 but he presents no evidence that climate change has caused an increase in the frequency or severity of droughts. That part of the argument rests on what the models say could happen by 2100.

    • The drought caused Muslims to chop people’s heads off, and Christians to have their heads chopped off. Makes perfect sense.

      • The normal response to drought, throughout history, is to carry machine guns hundreds of miles to rock concerts and kill dozens of people. They didn’t do this in Woodstock because it was raining, but if there had been a drought that summer in Bethel, NY, we can be sure there would have been thirsty Moslems with carving knives like three blind mice, have you ever seen such a sight in your life?

        • David A says:

          Yes, do you not remember during the 1930s all the settlers gong into Midwest towns and randomly shooting everyone calling out Ali-akbar and Infidels must die? Strange how their must be nothing but unending droughts in the ME as every year this happens and this slaughter can not have anything to do with a religion that demands that you kill those who disagree with you.

        • Jason Calley says:

          “Strange how their must be nothing but unending droughts in the ME”

          Yeah… It is a darned shame that Islam wasn’t founded somewhere in the Amazon rain forest.

  2. au1corsair says:

    You missed the memo: homosexuals cause climate change. The Islamic warriors are fighting Global Warming by killing off homosexuals and other perverts. Sometimes that means killing people shielding perverts. Bernie Saunders is keeping company with his fellow Global Warming warriors. We just don’t appreciate Saunders’ magnificence, his courage, his vision.

  3. john says:

    Samson & Delilah – [13/13]:

  4. gator69 says:

    So a carbon tax will stop Islamic terrorism? No wonder the jihadis want to stop COP 21.

  5. Why weren’t there terrorist attacks by Americans or immigrants during the Great Depression and the “Dust Bowl”? If it becomes a scientific law that droughts (climate change) cause terrorism it must fit across all known spectrums or it is faulty

  6. The Ol' Seadog. says:

    So Anthropogenic Global Warming started in C 625 AD when Mohamed declared Global War
    [ otherwise known as Jihad] which has continued ever since?

  7. Did you ever notice that Bernie Sanders never wears short sleeve shirts? I want to see his arms to check for tracks.

  8. jdseanjd says:

    Europe Commits Forced Suicide:

    Led by traitorous politicians.

    Coming soon to US?

  9. Gail Combs says:

    The question:
    WHY IS ISLAM shielded by World Leaders?

    The answer is islam is the best religion for a worldwide totalitarian government.

    It already has a ‘law’ — Sharia Law — that has brutal sentences for anyone who deviates from the ‘One True Path’ This is backed up by teachings and brainwashing from the cradle. It also allows all sorts of perversions IF you are a member of the ruling elite. Best of all there is no real court system that allows NULLIFICATION, by a jury of peasants who JUDGE THE LAW. Instead you have “high priests” issuing fatwas — a ruling on a point of Islamic law given by a recognized authority.

    As I have shown, Marxism is all about getting the middle class back under the control of the elite and reducing them to serf status. Islam never made it out of the 12th century while Christianity lead to the Enlightenment. So for a totalitarian government, islam is a much better religion to inflict on the peasants.

    • Jason Calley says:

      Very interesting point. Yes, TPTB seem to always back the most tyrannical choice available. After all, they see themselves as running the new system. As has been pointed out, there are really only two competing political ideologies: collectivists and individualists. The US was one of the greatest success stories of that individualists approach. (Note that I say “was.”) Theocracies, despots, kings, czars — all of ’em just varying flavors of collectivists.

      • Gail Combs says:

        Or you could say slavery vs freedom for the common man. TPTB are ALWAYS going to select lest freedom and more $$$ and power for them.

        It really is that simple. However the brainwashed like Chris the Wind Barron and Martin the Gorebot will cling to the false promises of unearned wealth and power for THEM until the find themselves driven into the field to do menial farm labor or the shot or knife or sword takes them out.

        Totalitarians ALWAYS count on these greedy individuals/Useful Idiots to help them to the seat of power before they turn on their helpers. And the helpers never learn from HISTORY:

        DEMOCIDE: Death by Government, murdered 6 times more people than died in combat in all the foreign and internal wars of the century

        1,883,000 Murdered: Turkey’s Genocidal Purges ( 1900 to 1923)
        61,911,000 Murdered: The Soviet Gulag State (1922 – 1991)
        20,946,000 Murdered: The Nazi Genocide State (1933 – 1945)
        38,000,000 Murdered: The Communist Chinese Ant Hill (1947 to present)
        2,035,000 Murdered: The Khmer Rouge Hell State (1975 – 1977)
        1,670,000 Murdered: The Vietnamese War State
        1,585,000 Murdered: Poland’s Ethnic Cleansing
        1,503,000 Murdered: The Pakistani Cutthroat State
        1,072,000 Murdered: Tito’s Slaughterhouse
        1,663,000 Murdered? Orwellian North Korea

        The 20th century total of citizens killed by their own government = 262,000,000 people “… tortured or beaten to death, hung, shot, and buried alive, burned or starved to death, stabbed or chopped into pieces, and murdered in all the other ways creative and imaginative human beings can devise, I have never been so happy to conclude a project. I have not found it easy to read time and time again about the horrors innocent people have been forced to suffer. What has kept me at this was the belief, as preliminary research seemed to suggest, that there was a positive solution to all this killing and a clear course of political action and policy to end it. And the results verify this. The problem is Power. The solution is democracy. The course of action is to foster freedom.” – Dr R.J. Rummel

  10. rah says:

    If drought causes terrorist strife them why aren’t Californians in an all out war?

  11. Gail Combs says:

    Here is what the CIA REPORT: “A Study of Climatological Research as it Pertains to Intelligence Problems” really said:

    page 9
    The archaeologists and climatotologists document a rather grim history… There is considerable evidence that these empires may not have been undone by barbarian invaders but by climatic change…. has tied several of these declines to specific global cool periods, major and minor, that affected global atmospheric circulation and brought wave upon wave of drought to formerly rich agricultural lands.

    Refugees from these collapsing civilizations were often able to migrate to better lands… This would be of little comfort however,… The world is too densely populated and politically divided to accommodate mass migration….

    page 22
    The climate of the 1800s was far less favorable for agriculture in most areas of the world. In the United States during that century, the midwest grain-producing areas were cooler and wetter and snow lines of the Russian steppes lasted for longer periods of time. More extended periods of drought were noted in the areas of the Soviet Union now known as the new lands. More extensive monsoon failures were common around the world, affecting in particular China, the Philippines and the Indian Subcontinent….

  12. ricks2014 says:

    “Bernie Sanders” brain was fried at birth !

    Drugs could “not” screw up the brain to the level of Burnie Sanders !!!

    His constituents yes (And probable!), But Burnie Sanders, “No”…

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