My Earth Hour

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I plan to spend Earth Hour lamenting the warm weather here in Fort Collins.

We are going canoeing by moonlight during Earth Hour and plan to use no fossil fuels- other than those which were used to make the canoe, the paddles, our clothing, the food we ate, our drinks, the glasses, the electricity powering our phones and wireless network, and those which were used to construct the dam.

The primary purpose of Earth Hour is to demonstrate that progressives can’t do without fossil fuels for more than a few minutes.

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25 Responses to My Earth Hour

  1. AndyG55 says:

    Even when they can bear to turn off their light for an hour or so, they still meet in small groups to cause much more carbon pollution (lol) by lighting candles !!

    • AndyG55 says:

      ps, during Earth hour, I was watching the Conservatives beating the regressives/unionists in the NSW (Australia) election, on my old energy guzzling 55″ plasma.

  2. ren says:

    In the hours that followed, a report from the New York State Assembly states that people were able to retrieve guns, bayonets and tomahawks — all artifacts from the War of 1812 — from the exposed river bed.

  3. gator69 says:

    I have already started warming up the neons!

    I will have every light in the house on, and TV’s I’m not even watching, because the stereo will be blasting Joe Bonamassa!

    May even idle the truck for an hour.

    Thank you Earth, for all these wonderful and cheap sources of energy!

    Happy Earth Hour everyone! 😆

  4. omanuel says:

    Thanks, Steven, for reminding your readers of reality.

  5. Chris Barron says:

    Unless beeswax candles are specified , then ordinary paraffin wax candles are created from crude oil products…A candle is fossil fuel

  6. Stephen Fisher says:

    After unsubscribing to Orvis (informing them as to why…) for toadieing to the AGW rent seekers, I poured hot water into the frozen bird-bath, as it flurried. Then, I opened an old Barolo and we ate good hot chili-replete of methane emitters, here, in DC metro…in almost April.

    • I. Lou Minotti says:

      Be very careful. Emitting too much methane will prompt a personal visit from King Canute Obama, or one of his enforcers. He will offer to stick something up your butt to stop your illegal methane releases. If not a cork, then himself.

      • Eric Simpson says:

        Yeah, don’t think you can just get away with eating something that’s going to turn you into part of the stinking problem: “We can’t drive our SUVs, and, uh, you know, eat as much as we want… and then just expect that every other country [is going to be ok with that].” -Barack H Obama

  7. emsnews says:

    I am celebrating by shoveling even more snow. 🙁

  8. emsnews says:

    Oh, and it is going down to 12ºF tonight, too. 🙁 Where is all this warm stuff they keep yapping about?

  9. gregole says:

    I always sort of plan to turn on all my lights during Earth Hour, but then get busy doing stuff and forget when it is. I guess I just don’t really care that much about Earth Hour.

    • gator69 says:

      Apathy is no excuse for inaction! I just started an unnecessary load of whites, because I believe in making the most of our glorious Earth Hour.

      Viva la révolution industrielle! (Screw Gaia, that grant seeking, leg spreading whore)

  10. NancyG says:

    I turned on every light in my house except the master bedroom because hubby was sleeping. Most of my lamps use 3-way bulbs which I turned on to the highest setting. I even turned on my backyard light and the light in my garage.

  11. ren says:

    Annual orbiting NASA mission is a suicide mission because of the growth of the galactic radiation (solar minimum is coming).

  12. wondering how many how many people turned off their TVs during the ND v. KY game last night???

  13. I plan to turn every light on in the house and drive my SUV around the block 10 times just for the hell of it.

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