Rise In CO2 Equivalent To Packing An Extra Seven People Into The Bernabéu

Over the past century, atmospheric CO2 has increased by one part in 10,000. The equivalent of packing an extra seven people into the Bernabéu.

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All seven of them are probably racists and misogynists. One of them can be seen wearing a yellow shirt in the upper deck. Two are in the bathroom.

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31 Responses to Rise In CO2 Equivalent To Packing An Extra Seven People Into The Bernabéu

  1. Gamecock says:

    Two are no doubt obese.

  2. gator69 says:

    Boy I sure hope they planned ahead for those seven extra fans by stocking extra refreshments. I can just imagine the pandaemonium when they find themselves seven beers short. Oh the huge manatee!

    • Jason Calley says:

      All we know with any certainty is that if they did NOT pack the food for an extra seven fans, then everyone, all 90,000 of them, will starve.

    • Colorado Wellington says:

      It’s worse than you think. It’s the tipping point. This is an all-seater stadium. The seven people minority won’t get a beer and won’t be able to sit down. It will be ugly.

    • tom0mason says:

      Don’t worry, those seven are busy back-radiating a Mexican-wave.

      • Only part of the wave will go straight back but that’s a minor technical detail. More importantly, the unwanted seven will try to re-radiate the wave in all directions around them, creating concentric wave circles and making themselves highly visible from everywhere. They will be also be recognizable by being the only seven people in the whole stadium standing without a beer between the seats

        Can you imagine what the soccer fans sitting peacefully with their beer cups will do to a few stupid individuals who insist on standing next to them, stick their butts in their faces, refuse to go with the wave and instead ram into everyone around them spilling their expensive concession beer?

        The tipping point will be reached. Nobody can fight these seven morons without spilling their own beer and that of their sitting neighbors. Soccer fans are known for fighting each other over less. It will boil over instantly. There will be a huge brawl in the stadium. Men cursing, women and children crying, streams of beer and blood flowing down the stands.

        It will be ugly. You can’t do anything about a tipping point.

  3. Cheshirered says:

    That’s a whole 9 people into the 90,000 capacity Wembley, too. Or is it just the 8? Oooh, packed like sardines.
    This type of analogy is excellent. It brings potentially confusing %’s. 0.00’s and fractions into everyday focus that people can more readily relate to.
    Potential sea level rise to the end of this century: the height of a can of coke. So not quite a catastrophic Waterworld Armageddon, then.

  4. vuurklip says:

    Reblogged this on vuurklip.

  5. Phil Jones says:

    Great practical example… Even the bedwetters over at Think Progress could understand … But they won’t … Instead vying for more end of the World CO2 will kill us garbage….

    Let’s not forget how even Sea Level predictions are based on Models and projections…. Not actual…

  6. jdseanjd says:

    Thanks for this Steve.
    They say a picture speaks 1,000 words.
    For a visualiser like me, that one’s worth ~10,000. 🙂

  7. pat says:

    love it.

  8. renbe says:

    Move along folks, nothing to see here, everything is under control. The weather is fine, normal as usual. Go to sleep.

  9. don't overstate your case says:

    “Over the past century, atmospheric CO2 has increased by one part in 10,000”

    the above is misleading.

    atmospheric co2 has increased by 42% over the past century (if you accept the dubious co2 “measurements”)

    the one part in 10,000 erroneously implies co2 has risen by just 0.01%, but the 1 in 10,000 refers to the entire atmosphere that includes all the non “greenhouse” gases.

  10. Davol says:

    This is just a made up metaphor to misrepresent the .02 thousandths of a degree of a rise in global temperature in just the last 14 years. That is the cold hard evidence and fact that this propaganda is trying to conceal. I have been scientifically compiling my own facts in the last five months and have recorded a massive rise in global temperatures just since this January. I predict if this trend continues the way I have already observed it then the planet Earth will be uninhabitable and unbearably hot by just this November if there isn’t a cooling trend and it doesn’t look like one is on the way.

  11. goodknave says:

    You people are really not very bright, are you? You apparently will believe anything this fake scientist posts. Enjoy your $15.00 hamburger when beef prices continue to skyrocket. Idiots.

    • Because confiscatory carbon taxes & diverting massive amounts of food into the fuel stream sure worked good, mang.

    • Colorado Wellington says:

      Hambuigers $15 hundreds? We done sinned but plum repent! Done Steve knowed he ain’t Scientist? Hollered ‘bout weather, it wadn’t right.

      We was borned dumb. Our young’uns more dumber, whole passel but now all-smart. Afeared of C 02 black fire gas now!

      I confess to guvmint preacher Steve is the Devil …

      • Gail Combs says:

        Notice how the Warmists’ comments follow Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals.

        RULE 5: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” There is no defense. It’s irrational. It’s infuriating. It also works as a key pressure point to force the enemy into concessions. [If you use this one you are telling us you have no real scientific arguments.]

        RULE 9: “The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself.” Imagination and ego can dream up many more consequences than any activist. [You blew this one guys.]

        RULE 12: Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.” Cut off the support network and isolate the target from sympathy. Go after people and not institutions; people hurt faster than institutions. [And we will not let you use this one.]

        • Colorado Wellington says:

          It’s a joy to throw some Alinsky turds back at the self-important humorless twits. A goodknave hurts faster than his institutions.

    • tom0mason says:

      Have they blackballed you from nbcsport or what redhughes872 ?

    • Send Al to the Pole says:

      The Dingo ate yo’ Klimate, knave.

    • Andy Oz says:

      How many alarmists does it take to change a light bulb?
      None. Light bulbs are banned in the alarmist world. Light energy produces heat which produces globull warming and alarmists demand everyone sit in the dark while they steal the wallets from the honest people.

  12. Send Al to the Pole says:

    Okay Steve, fess up. Did the Koch brothers pay you to paint little people into that stadium?

    Oh, the evil trickery!

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