Learning How To Think Like A Progressive

Posted on October 4, 2013 by Tony Heller
  • Anyone who doesn’t want to destroy the coal industry is evil
  • Anyone who doesn’t support government running up the debt is evil
  • Anyone who criticizes a black person is evil, unless that person belongs to one of the evil groups above
  • Guns are evil baby killers
  • Anyone who doesn’t support killing babies is evil
  • Republicans are evil people who want to hurt women and children in faraway countries
  • Anyone who disagrees with Obama is a terrorist

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3 Responses to Learning How To Think Like A Progressive

  1. zip adee says:
    October 4, 2013 at 5:13 am

    Anyone who disagrees with obama has a “history of mental illness” and will not pass inspection with the death panel folks.

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  2. philjourdan says:
    October 4, 2013 at 11:31 am

    The last one is not quite right. As Obama only negotiates with terrorists, but not with any one who disagrees with him. Very Orwellian, and logically impossible. But then if you are logical, you are not a progressive.

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  3. Mike says:
    October 4, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    Reblogged this on makeaneffort and commented:
    Seems simple enough…

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