My Confession To The Pope


Forgive me father. I have carbon sinned.

Because of man-made global warming, conditions in Boulder aren’t optimal for cycling. So instead I participated in the high CO2 intensity sport of cross-country skiing.


When I started skiing, the temperature was 12 degrees, and when I finished the temperature had risen to 20 degrees. I am 97% certain this was due to my exhaling CO2.


We now know that the original sin was Eve breathing, and had nothing to do with apples.


I promise not to go skiing again, at least until tonight when the moon comes out.

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34 Responses to My Confession To The Pope

  1. Med Bennett says:

    Lovely morning this morning, wasn’t it?

  2. I. Lou Minotti says:

    Evil, evil, evil. Twelve raps across the knuckles for you!×540.png

    Now, that’ll show ya!

  3. Robertv says:

    But why did they use fig leafs for covering up ?

  4. leftinflagstaff says:

    -5ยบ at my house this morning. I don’t think my nor the dog’s exhaling during his walk helped much. Not Catholic, but probably still ok for me to convert.

  5. Jon says:

    Yes without apples there would still be sin but without exhaling we would be totally sinless.
    Just so you feel forgiven … ego te absolvo (as the priests say after you have confessed)

  6. saveenergy says:

    Popey should tell all his flock to only exhale on Sundays thatโ€™ll cut CO2 big time.

  7. Someone got a new truck!

  8. AndyG55 says:

    I know you guys are doing it easy up there with that lovely white global warming stuff..

    I’ve done a morning’s work, so in about an hour, I’ll be somewhere at the far end of the horrible place in this picture.

  9. omanuel says:

    Russia has now started using satellites as space weapons in Syria.

  10. God forbid you ever ride a chairlift….Purgatory.
    Gondola. …straight to Hell….

    • Jason Calley says:

      I went to a Baptist church as a child. One service, the preacher had a slide show that included an artist’s rendition of a Ferris wheel in Hell. The sinners rode in endless circles where the low point dipped them into a lake of fire. Even as a child I was sceptical of that…

  11. Robertv says:

    The big difference is that you can’t have a flat ski.

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